As seen on the wall of men’s bathroom stall, Ten Eyck on Dutch, aka Closet Case Central, of course. #ualbany
I wanted to repost this because I wanna go down to the basement to get a soda. Should I leave a message on the wall this time? If I do, it won’t be a very nice message for this poor unfortunate soul, haha.
The highlight of my day involved cursing out two freshman girls while waiting in line for late night breakfast with my friends, because the bitches tried to cut us in line. They tried to act all bad, then decided to leave saying, “Okay, well you guys can wait here for your omelets because we’re going to a different line,” and I just turned to them and said, “Peace, bitches!” I’m pretty sure one of them said “You’re gay” as they walked away, which makes her clearly the most observant line-cutting cunt in all of Albany. Congrats.
I have a week and a half left here, the amount of fucks I have left to give are so far below zero that I need bitches to donate them back to me.
And one last inappropriate post before bed: yet another closet case that lives in my hall just popped up on Grindr. That makes at the very least four of them in building alone, at last count. Including me and one of my friends, that’s 6 flaming queers in one building, which I feel officially crowns Dutch Quad Ten Eyck Hall the gay mecca of UAlbany.
Well, aside from the State Tower, of course.